Weighing in at H.E.B???

Today Kenny and I headed out for our weekly Saturday morning shopping trip. 1st stop Walmart followed by H.E.B for a few select items. After raiding the produce aisle I was told I had to wrap the trip up. I don't know what his problem was. I was just in need of some oranges, apples, bananas, cherries, strawberries and one very cute looking "personal sized" watermelon. So like usual we headed to the self check out, where I scan and Kenny bags. I scan the first item hand it over to my assistant and the screen tells me to remove the item from the scanner in front of me and wait for assistance. Ahh. We wait, and the nice lady clears the screen. Second item, scanned, bagged and again.... Please clear the item from scanner in front of you. By the 10th item, the 10th lecture from the screen and the 10th clear from the nice lady I've had it. I look at Kenny and say, "How is it that we picked the messed up check out?!" He stopped looked at me and then made one very interesting observation. It just so happened that there was an an "extra item" weighing in on the scanner. My belly!!! Yes it's true now even the self check out scanner at H.E.B now recognizes that I am pregnant.